A Dishonest Mistake
Most people can forgive an honest mistake, but all gym managers have limits. Kira Noir has been kicked out of gyms all across LA for a series of inappropriate sexual acts in various locker rooms. The amount of faulty, jizz-covered combination locks in the greater Las Angeles area has led to a spike in theft and Kira's beginning to gain notoriety. You're a security-conscious man, but when you see her stretch and stick out that bubbly ass of hers, you know that you're powerless to her sexy propositions. If you get caught, you'll be forced to sign on to the budget gym on the other side of town, but hey, that's a chance you're willing to take.